北鼻們,我要發第三篇了
有一天,蓋亞帶著的寶寶出門shopping
他們到水銀湖時,看到了黃色的影子
雷伊:我那個死老婆,我一定要打死他
蓋亞:你說要打死誰阿,雷先生
雷伊:啥,死老婆怎麼在這
蓋亞:你竟然罵我,應該是你去死
雷伊:honny,別生氣,我沒這樣說你阿
蓋亞:去死吧
雷伊快速的閃避,然後兩個人打了起來,連在100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000光年外的杯子也倒了
兩個人纏鬥了100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000世紀,卻還分不出勝負
雷伊:我們還是停止把,我的肋骨全斷,.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(又說了500000000000世紀)
我:你們不要在說話了,我也變老了
雷伊:管你x的去死啦,xxx(x代表髒話)
蓋亞:我不跟你打了,但我要作一件事
雷伊:啥x事啊
蓋亞:你竟然罵髒話,小蓋亞,去扁他
小蓋亞:是,老媽
小蓋亞把他打回水銀湖
(全文完)
對不起,最近一直忘了打
雷伊:我想做一件事,雷伊魔術(全文完變下集待續)
我:雷伊,下次不用你了oh my god
(真的是下集待續) |
