本帖最後由 43777061 於 2017-7-23 11:49 編輯
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.我性別認定自己為一架攻擊直升機。當我還是小男孩的時候,我夢想著在油田上空翱翔,在噁心的外國人身上空拋熱黏物。人們對我說,一個人要變成直升機是不可能的事,罵我是個他媽的智障,但我才不在乎,我很美麗。我有個在自己身上安裝螺旋葉片、30毫米口徑砲和AGM-114地獄火飛彈的整形手術。從現在起,我要你們稱我為"阿帕契",並尊重我從上空無所謂地殺人。如果你不能接受我,那你就是恐直升機(heliphobe 註)並且需要檢查你的載具特權。感謝你的諒解。
註:這真的很靠杯,恐同症的英文是homophobe,homo就是指同性戀,而helicopter是直升機的英文,所以恐直升機就是heliphobe |